What Kind Of Cat Does Dan Bilzerian Have
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Welcome back! Here’s the second part and continuation of our Dan Bilzerian special. Are you ready to have your mind boggled?
Or, to see why Dan will stay an icon of the Playboy world, the Life of the Party, the avid Risk Taker that we have come to know and love him for?
Then this is the post for you and be amazed as we continue on part two of 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Dan Bilzerian.
Click here for Part 1.
6. He’s a Race Car Enthusiast
Being the avid race car enthusiast that he is, Dan once made a mind-blowing 400,000 dollar drag race wager against fellow enthusiast and Supreme Court Litigator, Tom Goldstein. Goldstein with his 2011 Ferrari 458 Italia and Dan with his ‘tricked out’ 1965 Shelby 427 Cobra went head to head in this high risk, one-of-a-kind quarter mile drag race that left everyone’s palms sweaty and tensions strung through the air. Dan won the race clocking in at 10.74 seconds and a top speed of 132.88 miles per hour. Goldstein lost the 400,000 dollar wager with a final time of 11.54 seconds and a top speed of 121.97 miles per hour. This was definitely a great win for our man, Dan Bilzerian.
7. He’s an Actor and Stuntman
Bilzerian dirtbiking in the desert
Dan has become a recent actor and stuntman as well. Having roles in the 2013 movies “Lone Survivor” starring Mark Wahlberg and “Olympus Has Fallen” starring Gerard Butler where he doubled for Butler’s stunts. He also had roles in the 2014 movies “The Equalizer” starring Denzel Washington, “Cat Run 2” and “The Other Women”. Dan also pushed 1 million dollars into the production of the “Lone Survivor” as a trade for a role in the movie as “Sr. Chief Dan Healy” that the producers promised would have at least 8 minutes of screen time and 80 words; this contract was breached and Dan only appeared in the movie for less than one minute with only one line. The conclusion is that Dan is busy suing the producers of Peter Berg’s “Lone Survivor” for the original 1 million dollars plus a 20 percent penalty fee.
8. He’s Bailed his Father out of Jail
Whilst enlisted in the Navy Dan once had to bail his dad, Paul Bilzerian-who was a prominent take-over specialist in the 1980’s, out of jail by signing over a third of his trust fund. His dad wasn’t very impressed with that and didn’t speak to Dan for 8 months and in Dan’s own words, in regards to his father, he says, “He was a man of principle.”
9. He’s an Altruist
Dan undoubtedly has an altruistic streak as well that few people ever see because of the image that he portrays. In 2013 he started “The Robin Hood Project” whose aim is to give back to the needy but only in 10,000 dollar installments at a time to avoid taxes in America. He has also helped a woman that lost all her limbs to make her home more handicapped accessible.
10. He’s a Cat Lover
Bilzerian’s cat, Smushball
Dan Bilzerian, built like a tank, chick and money magnet to the max, risk taker and gun fanatic by nature, ironically, along with the two goats, owns a cat called, “Smushball”. Who would’ve ever thought that Dan would be a the cat kind of guy but hey, Smushball is adorable and that I can’t contest.
11. Blitz Poker “Dan Bilzerian Lifestyle Simulator”
We all know that our favorite Instagram celebrity lives a lavish lifestyle; fast cars, beautiful women, loads of guns, private jets, wads of money in his back pocket and even more in the bank. He lives the life that many of us crave. However, we bet that you didn’t know that an app for your smartphone called ‘Blitz Poker’ has just been released that allows you to experience a small snippet of what it’s like to be Dan “Blitz” Bilzerian.
Being awesome at Poker is how Dan Bilzerian made approximately $50 million of his fortune but now, with ‘Blitz Poker’, you can experience the same rush that Dan feels every time he holds a winning hand. ‘Blitz Poker’ is a play-money game and Dan even offers a $10,000 starting bonus and another $10,000 if you connect to your friends via Facebook. It features the Authentic Texas Hold ‘Em experience and you can also play a variety of other styles like Sit n’ Go, Tournaments and if you’re a bit more of the secretive type, you can smash the Poker tables anonymously in ‘Guest Mode’.
Not a poker player? No problem! We did promise a “Lifestyle Simulator”, after all. Mini-games that are featured in the ‘Blitz Poker’ app include shooting drones down in the desert with Dan and if you prove yourself to be a crack-shot, like Dan, you will unlock a myriad of other mini-games that include undoing bra’s, driving his truck full of half-naked babes, aiming dollar bills at a strippers G-string and well, the rest are a secret that beckon you toward them.
‘Blitz Poker’ is compatible both with iOS and Android and if you ever wanted to experience what it’s like to be Dan Bilzerian, you should definitely get ‘Blitz Poker’ on your smartphone straight away.
Well, there’s 10 things you didn’t know about Dan Bilzerian; I hope that you enjoyed getting to know him better as much as I did and keep on watching since Dan will definitely be leaving us stunned in the future. watch video below
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Dear Reader,
Over the past few weeks, my father, Dan Bilzerian, has sauntered his way into the national spotlight by throwing a porn star into a pool and breaking her paw, er, foot, in the process. He has been described as a playboy, an 'Instagram millionaire,' and a poker champ, but these descriptors fail to capture his proudest achievement — me. Dan is, most importantly, my father. Who am I? Smushball, his Persian cat, and the light of his life.
While the women in his Instagram photos change on a daily basis, I have been a mainstay on his feed and in his life since I was first brought into his world four months ago. And I want you all to know that regardless of Dan's faults, he is an impeccable kitty daddy.
While most cats seem to think of themselves as princesses, I can assure you that no feline royalty can compare to the extravagance of my lazy existence. I am showered with love, tiny kitten shirts, and women's breasts on a daily basis. And as grateful as I am to Dan for my blessed life, I do have a slight complaint that I would like to take this opportunity to address.
Just because I am cute does not mean that I do not have feelings or a brain. And it certainly does not mean that Dan can speak for me by way of Instagram captions. For the past four months, Dan has told the story of my life through hashtags, and I do not feel that he has done me justice. For the record, I am a proud supporter of Hillary Clinton for 2016, a brave soul, and a complicated cat. So here I am to give you a bit of background on all my photos, and introduce you to the kitten behind the Instagram.
Meow.
Let us start at the beginning.
This was my first day with Daddy Dan. He was clearly happier than I was at the time of the photograph. This was likely because I had never seen such a giant, bearded, human-man in my life. How would you like to be placed on top of a mountain of flesh and be told to pose?
But I soon warmed up to Dan. After all, look how happy he looks to have me!
Dan conveniently neglected to mention why I looked so surprised. It was the first time I saw his gun collection. It was scary. See for yourself.
Soon thereafter, I fell asleep after an exhausting 10 minutes chasing one of Dan's poker chips around the house. He took this opportunity to take a lot of creepy pictures of me sleeping. For the record, if humans don't like having their pictures taken while napping, what makes you think cats enjoy it?
What Kind Of Cat Does Dan Bilzerian Have
I was quickly made aware that I was not the only woman in Dan's life, and was introduced to the hoards of women who parade in and out of the house and boats on a daily basis. This is my disapproving glare for Dan's penchant for objectifying women. I do not appreciate his hypersexualization of my human counterparts. But then again, he gave me a $500 shirt as a blanket, so who am I to complain? I'm just a cat.
A little while later, I underwent a very scary surgery that left me with only three legs. But not to fear, I am just as much of a fireball as I was before. Of course, while having only three legs will not slow me down, having to wade through this absurdly thick carpet was a struggle. Seriously, Dan, what is this? Why is there only one strip of it? And what kind of bugs are hiding in these fibers for me to chase?
Ok you caught me, there's no story behind this next photo. I just wanted you to see how cute I am.
As I grew older and wiser, I developed more concrete opinions on the world, and became an angsty preteen cat, as all cats are wont to do. About three months ago, I awoke with an epiphany: my life will forever be inundated by large breasts and large guns. It was an unhappy realization.
See what I mean? Large guns.
Following this realization, I decided to do what most preteens do when they have a major identity crisis: I got a new haircut. To compensate for my small size and generally unimposing features, I decided to make myself look as much like my favorite cousin as I could — I left 'Smushball' behind for 'Simbaball.' Dan agreed to shave me to look like a little lion.
Don't I look more intimidating already?
And for awhile, things were going really well. Daddy was still enjoying life, but that's his business, and no one was getting hurt. But then, last month, he hurled Janice Griffith off a roof and into a pool. And while I'm not one to judge, I can't always control my facial expressions. First came surprise.
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Then came exasperation.
Then I just wanted to shut the world out.
And I was pretty successful until daddy's lawyer sent that awful letter to poor Janice. Then I made this face on her behalf.
But at the end of the day, I still love Dan. He's been wonderful to me, and has certainly never thrown me into a pool. Life for me is just a bunch of pillows and blankets, and I intend to keep it that way.
Lazily yours,
Smushball Bilzerian
What Kind Of Cat Does Dan Bilzerian Have
Photos via Smushball/Instagram